Triumvirate: Hello Gillian Zwenglecock,
Gillian: Hello
T: Why didn't you burn the tapes?
G: I told you to delete those, you bastards. I never was a communist, only a whore. *Belch* I have few regrets in my life, primarily that in abandonin' Johnny these past few years. Left him in a rucksac not too long ago, when he stopped barkin;, i thought the devil'd all bin takin from him by god almighty.
T: Daisies are beautiful, do you agree or disagree!
G: I don't know. I like lilacs I think. i don't remember what they look like. i saw this martha stewart wedding special and i really liked the flowers she used. do you have sublime?
T: Those are mighty tight pants you have on
G: They're multifunction. I like it tight around my balls. Do you have anymore questions?
T: Tell me everything.
G: Well guys...
Next week: Uncovered! The Fantastic Erotic Secrets of The Infamous Zwenglcock
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