Leticia: you look like a rabbit that was left for dead on a hellish desert highway after being exposed to uranium in an oil spill. *Snaps photo for myspaceMaj: Would you like some "Dijon" mustard? It is the Velveeta of mustards, a symbol of immorality among the fleeting insignificant chemical perceptions of mortal life.
Leticia: Have you ever tried that new brand of cleaning your sink shit from scotchbrite incorporated? That shit is fly!
Maj: Yes the low costs of Scotchbrite products are matched only by their endurance and favorable effects on my pug Chunky's bowel movements. There be this one time when Chunky, oh Chunky's such an old fool dog, my lord.
Leticia: Bitch, Im trying to talk to you and get through to that little chipmunk fucked up brain of yours. Scotchbrite Products can be used for everything, in fact, they can even replace your lover whose last whereabouts place him at a gay brothel in northern Idaho. Anyway, you need to buy this shit, it'll cure that fucked up grill and ....
Maj: Damn your booty is fine
Leticia: Do you.. want to touch it?
more coming soon!
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